Dear, dear Joker, I am far from certain that this is the correct item to send on Mother’s Day. If not, blame Canada.
I know it may offend you. For this I apologize and, of course, blame Canada.
Not only is it in dubious taste, but it’s an advertisement for a commercial product.
Again, blame Canada … and Joker Dave Fonda who lives deep in the heart of Quebec, Canada.
Heinz
This is an actual commercial shown in Europe. Can you imagine what would happen if shown on TV in the US?
https://videosift.com/video/He inz-Handjob
Enjoy your ketchup. Oh, and Happy Mother’s Day.
Joker Jules